What, me jihad?

Fuck The Facts

2007-09-07T19:11:40Z

Apple has a monopoly on music players.

Fuck The Facts

2007-09-07T19:02:45Z

President Bush ever said the Constitution is "just a goddamned piece of paper."

Fuck The Facts

2007-09-05T22:52:51Z

Vice President Dick Cheney was required by Congress to release his Energy Task Force documents.

Fuck The Facts

2007-09-05T06:02:27Z

Vice President Dick Cheney or his office ever claimed that he was not in the executive branch.

DYKR!

2007-09-02T16:44:28Z

I wonder how much Karl Rove paid off Larry Craig to get him to make this big news, just to get himself and his buddy Alberto off the news.

Fuck The Facts

2007-03-26T01:56:34Z

Alberto Gonzales said he was not invovled in any meetings about firing the U.S. Attorneys.

Fuck The Facts

2007-03-19T16:58:10Z

The government has an obligation -- moral, legal, or otherwise -- to listen to the citizens, and leave Iraq.

Fuck The Facts

2007-03-15T19:15:43Z

The President has no right to fire U.S. attorneys without some sort of oversight, and doing so for political reasons is both wrong and unprecedented.

Fuck The Facts

2007-03-13T23:21:26Z

Religion is objectively false.

Fuck The Facts

2007-03-13T22:59:04Z

Oil companies control gasoline prices.

Fuck The Facts

2007-03-13T22:58:26Z

Joe Wilson was right.

Osama Bin Laden, You Ruined My Birthday

2006-08-11T20:12:02Z

To commemorate the day-after-the-terror-arrests-in-London-and-one-month-before-the five-year-anniversary-of-September-11, I offer a new, original, song: Osama Bin Laden, You Ruined My Birthday.

It's a song about, well, Osama Bin Laden ruining someone's birthday. It was a good birthday. Nothing wrong with it. A little close to Labor Day maybe, but other than that, a good day to have a birthday. But no more, thanks to Osama Bin Laden. [Insert fist-shaking.]

I think it's a great song. Maybe not the best song I've written, but among the best I've recorded (I still think "Through the Glass Darkly" is a better recording). I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. Spread it far and wide ... enjoy!

Also see my music page, and the song lyrics. Also see cover art, and compare to the cover of American IV by Johnny Cash:

Posted via Jabber

2006-07-31T18:15:49Z

IJLS "Posted via Jabber".

What the Natanz is THAT?

2006-02-28T16:10:22Z

Mohammed the Arms Dealer: Shooting a terrorist plot?

2006-02-13T21:12:18Z

Nice car there

2006-02-07T19:47:02Z

What, me jihad?

2006-02-07T18:07:04Z

Feel free to post links to other images in the comments, and I will add them as new entries.

THIS BLOG UNAVAILABLE

2005-07-15T16:43:54Z

This journal and its recent entries have been disabled for national security reasons.

Bill Burkett and CBS

2005-02-22T18:42:32Z

Bill Burkett is the rare man, in this whole CBS/Bush memo debacle, who can actually generate sympathy for CBS. No doubt, despite how good the story against Bush was, CBS dropped the ball on it, by screwing up with those memos.

But remember, Burkett supplied the memos. Rove's White House didn't disavow them, and its criticism for CBS was very muted. And now Burkett is making CBS look even better, or at least sympathetic. So what's going on here?

Rove doesn't want to bring down CBS. It's just like with the NY Times. You convince the world that NY Times is liberal, and so when you prepare for war, they go out of their way to make your side of the story heard. They are more useful wounded and alive than dead. Now, I am not sure if Burkett's actions are part of Rove's plan all along, or if this is a favor Rove is doing for CBS, to help them gain some more credibility. Either way, CBS can't be trusted anymore, because Rove owns them, just like he owns Fox and CNN.

Secret Tapes

2005-02-22T16:17:46Z

Let's see. We have a friend of Bush who, before Bush becomes President, "secretly" tapes Bush, in a way that makes us think Bush is a straight-shooter, is consistent in his beliefs and views, is a tolerant guy, etc. This is the perfect Karl Rove operation. Who else could have planned this out years in advance? I bet Rove even wrote out a script for them to follow.

And the right-wing media is totally snowed. Judy Woodruff asks two old-time political hacks, "will this hurt the President?" The Democrat -- played by Jack Valenti -- even says no, this makes him look good. Of course it did, because it was designed to! I just hope, for his own sake, that Wead is paid well for his service, because he probably won't get another job for awhile.

Karl and Jeff

2005-02-21T07:30:15Z

This is just about right!

Jeff Guckert

2005-02-16T17:25:20Z

It's amazing to me that everyone is trying to look for some grand conspiracy to make Bush look good with this Jeff Guckert "journalist" story. Why is it that Guckert has been there all this time and has chosen now to ask his most ludicrous question? Why was he called on in the Bush press conference, when he has so few?

The answer is obvious. Karl Rove planted him years ago until he needed Guckert to distract attention from something else. From what? Well, that's the question, ISN'T IT? Rove did a brilliant job of subtly exposing Guckert as a hack and then leaving all that evidence about him being a male prostitute around. If the media really wanted to pick this up, they would investigate the obvious ties Rove has to GOPUSA/Talon News founder Robert Eberle.

A Poem

2005-02-16T17:07:33Z

If Karl Rove where here right now,
He'd make a scam or three,
He'd burn down the local Burger King
And frame the DNC.

When Karl Rove needed Ohio
to swing for Georgie Bush,
He turned on his satellite mind
control and turned Dems brains to mush.

So what would Karl Rove do,
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd frame a Dem or two,
That's what Karl Rove'd do!

When Karl Rove needed Bush to win
a second term or three,
He wisely scared America with tales of
Nuclear catastrophe.

Then Karl Rove tricked the UN with
simple sleight of hand,
He convinced the world Hussain was
hiding weapons that were banned!

Lets all get together
and support our super chum!
We'll back our hero Karl Rove,
And fight pathetic liberal scum!

He'll save the world from progressives
and moderates alike,
He'll be our King and Master
in a 21st century right-wing Reich!

Traffic Congestion

2005-02-15T19:10:06Z

Traffic congestion is costing our economy billions of dollars every year, said federal highways administrator Mary Peters on This Week. So why not do some simple things, like tax incentives for working from home and better broadband coverage? Because the car/oil industry would suffer significantly. They are the only ones that benefit from this.

I hate Karl Rove so much.

Howard Dean

2005-02-15T19:02:28Z

I understand how Rove could blackmail Terry McAuliffe and some of the other Dems to get Howard Dean into power. But what amazes me is that he was able to also convince enough Democratic party officials to vote for Dean. His powers are far greater than I am sometimes able to comprehend. If he were not so evil, I'd be in admiration.